Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
We need a shit load of segways right now
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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