And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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