they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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