just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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