I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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