i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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