She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
please don't ironically join a cult
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