she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
only if we run a train.
done.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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