margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My brain says no but my pants say off.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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