I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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