I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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