dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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