We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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