508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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