Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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