Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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