How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Do you still have your period?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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