Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
