I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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