Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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