Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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