can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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