Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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