yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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