people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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