Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize