I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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