There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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