smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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