do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize