I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize
