maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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