just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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