My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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