My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
