So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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