I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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