Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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