So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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