Your tits are I can't wait for
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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