do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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