This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
