She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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