it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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