then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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