I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Are my feet made of real feet?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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