I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
do herpes really smell.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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