your thong is hanging out like whoa
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
When did angry sex become our thing?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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