The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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