you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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