Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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