these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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