You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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