I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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