i just wanna soil my oats bro
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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