I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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